me = homer simpson

I just had the most glorious insanely huge sandwich of my life. My boss took pity on me and my sole can of peaches, so we went to the Safeway deli where I proceeded to devour a 6-inch gourmet sub (and where I insisted on paying for my own sandwich of death).

Now I feel full and gross. Le blah.

And the first thing that comes to mind…is the infamous Homer Simpson sandwich.

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Curse you sandwiches of death, curse you.